Dear people who wrote the Doom movie,
A hell dimension would not have worked for this? Really!? It was already a bad movie, but the big reveal was also really bad. Dwayne Johnson has really white teeth and I find them distracting because they're really nice. Big guns! I want a giant gun like that, but instead of bullets it would shoot out bubbles or maybe lava or regular giant bullets. TNT is the best place to air these movies 'cause I'm always excited to see what they'll use for replacing the swear words.
Cells latching on to 'evil' ? Noah's ark? What the eff.
They stopped showing good scary movies on AMC. Tonight they showed The Ninth Gate which was just a horribly, very bad movie and everyone involved in it should feel bad.
School needs to start already.
PS: Fuck you, Wellgate.